I'm an ordinary human male, and I've never bothered with werewolves before. My family, even though I never speak to them, would be ashamed of me. And what would my best friend think, now that she's lost her mind? I have to make a choice: either stand with my mates or bleed humanity dry....Working as an upscale waiter isn't what Bryan wants, but the job pays the bills. Life is seemingly okay. Then Dale, a billionaire, stops by and asks for a table. He, being suave and tall, attracts Bryan immediately, and after serving him he's totally taken.One thing, though: Dale is a werewolf in hiding. And humans hate werewolves.Bryan wants to understand his fated mate, but an unknown beta male and local riot threatens him....Can he overcome his trimester troubles? Or will humans cut him down? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mike Peterman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/130971/bk_acx0_130971_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Gesa does not have a pride. Only male gryphons need a whole harem of lovers to stroke their egos. But when a fortune-telling fox from the county fair and a captive mute sea-dweller turn to Gesa for help, she can’t turn them away. Sometimes, being a creature of valor and loyalty is a pain in the ass.Meanwhile, Gesa’s stubborn fae lover Oisin, is on the edge. Danger is creeping nearer, and he is determined to face it alone, as he always has - even if it destroys him. Add in a controlling politician of unknown origin, the building family drama Gesa is determined to ignore back in the clan lands, and some time spent tracking down imps.Maybe, it will take an entire pride to survive this, after all. Gesa’s Menagerie is a series. There will be unresolved plot threads and, at times, occasional cliff-hangers. Author’s note: I was tired of reading the same old thing over and over again in reverse harem. Sick of all alpha males and fainting females all the time. Desperate to be able to tell the male characters apart, I tried to infuse some variety into my story. Gesa might not be your cup of tea, and that’s okay, she doesn’t care. Her lovers are as varied in physicality and personality as they are in supernatural race. And the characters all have their own definition of sexuality. I know reverse harem is all about the fantasy, and my fantasy is a bit outside the norm. You’ve been warned.Warning: Do not listen to this series if you are easily offended. Contains: mentions of past trauma/rape, adult language (that’s cursing, kids, lots of it), and sexual content (including male/female, male/male, female/female, male/male/female, female/female/male and any other combination you can think of. Oh, and probably some tentacles and diphallia). 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kaye Draper. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/189419/bk_acx0_189419_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Not your usual reverse harem.... Betrayed by her family, gryphon shifter Gesa Lionheart strikes out on her own. When she decides to help the local police department deal with minor supernatural offenders, she has no idea it will lead to her relationship with a snarky fae, a sweet human, a sexy fox, and a voluptuous sea creature. Only arrogant, asinine alpha male gryphons have harems. But Gesa was never content to follow rules. Somewhere between finding missing humans and solving shifter murders, this tough gryphon finds herself with her own pride. Now if they can just survive the demon who owns the town....Author’s Note: I was tired of reading the same old thing over and over again in reverse harem. Sick of all alpha male and fainting female all the time — and desperate to be able to tell the male characters apart — I tried to infuse some variety into my story. Gesa might not be your cup of tea, and that’s okay — she doesn’t care. Her lovers are as varied in physicality and personality as they are in supernatural race. And the characters all have their own definition of sexuality. I know reverse harem is all about the fantasy, and my fantasy is a bit outside the norm. You’ve been warned. Story length definitions: Flash fiction: 200 - 2,000 words Short story: 1,500 - 7,500 words Novelette: 7,500 - 15,000 words Novella: 15,000 - 40,000 words Novel: 50,000 words and upGesa’s Menagerie books are novellas of between 30,000 - 40,000 words. This set contains books 1-3 of the series and is 94,000 words (and that does not include any "fluff" or previews at the end). This is a series. There will be unresolved plot threads at times/ occasional cliff hangers. Do not listen to this series if you are easily offended. Contains: mentions of past trauma/rape, adult language (that’s cursing kids, lots of it), and sexual content (including male/female, male/male, female/female, male 1. Language: English. Narrator: Kaye Draper. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/217466/bk_acx0_217466_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Is it infatuation or love? Sophie Samuels was in love. Well, okay, maybe it was lust, but who wouldn't be? Bear Trevor, the Bear Trevor, famous adventurer and male model had just fallen in her lap. It started with a conversation, and then a wicked one night stand, but now Bear was asking for more. The only problem was that Sophie was confused by what she was feeling. Were her growing feelings real, or was she simply infatuated with the handsome star? Sifting through the details of their fling, Sophie is forced to admit her new obsession may be just that – an obsession. Can Bear convince Sophie that they could be much more together, or will Sophie realize it's not love after all? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Janine Hegarty. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/004803/bk_acx0_004803_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
It's an outdated notion that only men will pay to have sex. What has changed in the past decade that makes more women okay with paying for escorts and sexual encounters? Susie will shed some light on the "why" as she reads from an article in the Sydney Herald. Written by Matty Silver, the story uncovers the many reasons, ranging from career women wanting privacy about their sex lives, to others simply wanting an arranged tryst rather then meeting someone at a bar. Go, women, go! Next, Susie shares a fake obituary written by a male porn star who has laid his hard-ons to rest. He's okay, but his Viagra-enhanced penis can't take it anymore. It's doctor's orders to quit the business. Susie thinks pharmaceutically boosted sex can be dangerous and that the issue should be aired. Then, in our "What's New on Audible" segment, Susie has another audiobook to share: Post Office: A Novel by Charles Bukowski. Susie is excited to see that all of this gritty author's work is now available in audio! It's narrated by Christian Baskous, and Susie has a sample for you to hear. Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to firstname.lastname@example.org. [Episode 630, August 29, 2014] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/140829/pf_suzy_140829_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Fight for your manhood rights, one inch and one minute more at a time.What’s that? You have a big problem with a small thing down there? Are you struggling in bed to keep it going? Are you having difficulty maintaining it up and hard? Are you finishing way too soon? Or perhaps, you would like to help a "little friend" grow bigger and stronger?Okay, besides all the bad penis jokes, "male impotence" is a serious problem. In fact, one out of four young men suffers from erectile dysfunction according to a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine (Volume 10, Issue 7). Imagine how far more severe that must be for older men.Even worse, it is such a sensitive topic because bringing up such a personal issue can be embarrassing and conjure up negative feelings of discomfort, shame, guilt, and more; hence, the majority of men who have sexual dysfunctions never seek the help or treatment they need, and as a result, this affects their confidence, happiness, and relationship.While there has been advancement to tackle the problem, like male enhancement drugs, this solution is only temporary and can lead to potential side effects, over-reliance, and over-tolerance.Instead, how about a permanent solution by taking a natural holistic approach? What’s the prescription? You Make My Penis Smile is just what the doctor ordered. Don’t let the intentional silly name and cover fool you (as they’re simply for getting your attention, and apparently did since you’re reading this).Here are the intended uses:For self-diagnosing any potential male impotenceFor elongating the size of your male endowmentFor enhancing the strength of your penis erectionFor delaying the onset of premature ejaculationFor improving your libido from a low sex drive...and for a bunch more usesThe methods and strategies presented are not to be underestim 1. Language: English. Narrator: Instafo. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/173652/bk_acx0_173652_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
From New York Times best seller Kendall Ryan comes a delicious new standalone romance featuring an accidental Vegas wedding and a totally perfect alpha hero.Remember that time you accidentally woke up in Vegas married to your hot younger guy friend?That's basically my life right now.Mistakes were made, okay?He's too young for me. Twenty-three to my 30. And he's saving himself for the right girl.Yup. Apparently, I've married the last alpha-male virgin on the planet. And my stubborn, oddly traditional new husband doesn't want a divorce.He wants me.Complicated doesn't even begin to cover it.Down and Dirty is a sexy romp with a hero you'll melt for and a relatable, sassy heroine you'll love. If you’re a fan of steamy romances with laugh-out-loud moments, grab yourself a copy - you won't regret it! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Jacob Morgan, Emma Wilder. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/184491/bk_acx0_184491_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Last year Susie presented a show about herpes, and today she revisits this most prevalent STD. Let's go undercover and listen to "Herpes Confidential, Part 2". Susie will update us on the latest and cheapest drugs that keep the disease at bay. And she still advises us to get tested and use condoms.Meanwhile, there has been a vigorous debate in an online discussion group about a controversial stand Susie has taken on first dates and whether or not to mention you have herpes. Okay, Susie says - you don't have to admit you have the disease on the first date, but you have to be safe if you're hoping to get personal. But this has a few folks spitting mad. Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a married male listener who has been working with his wife to spice up their sex life wants to know if all women want an alpha male: "Do I need to be more aggressive in bed to really satisfy my wife?" Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to email@example.com. (Episode 401, September 11, 2009)Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/090911/pf_suzy_090911_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
"Shelby and her art are extremely my shit. You need this book." -Samantha Irby, New York Times bestselling author of We Are Never Meeting in Real Life "The rare Instagram-turned-book that actually works." -Jezebel A wickedly funny illustrated look at living and dating in a patriarchal culture that celebrates men for displaying the bare minimum of human decency Surely you're familiar with good boys. They're the ones who put "feminist" in their Tinder bio but talk over you the entire date. They ghost you, but they feel momentarily guilty. They once read a book by a woman author. (It was required, but they thought it was "okay.") And of course, they bravely condemn sexual harassment (except when the perpetrator is their buddy Chad). This book explores why so-called and self-proclaimed good boys are actually not so great, breaking down our obsession with celebrating male mediocrity and rewarding those who clear the very low bar of not being outwardly awful. Through clever illustrations and written vignettes, Awards for Good Boys makes literal the tendency to applaud men for doing the absolute least and offers hilarious and cathartic cultural commentary through which we may begin to unravel our own assumptions about gender roles and how we treat each other, both on and offline.