Every Hungarian Grandma knows that words have power. Nana Salo never meant the words she said in anger to become a family curse, but that's just what happened. Two grandchildren have found love, but not managed to break the curse. Nana's last hope is Dori, who promises to help her break the curse when she marries...if she marries. Okay, so Dori doesn't plan to ever marry. So there's no worry about not being able to keep her promise. Enter Carter William Hastings. He's pretending to be an interior designer in order to help his cousin, CeCe. Who could have predicted that this ruse would end with his developing feelings for the contractor, Dori Salo? But Dori knows him as Bill Hastings - what chance does an ordinary guy like Bill Hastings have with her? Bill and Dori might figure out that their relationship is more than just business - and might even be love - but will they be able to break Nana's curse? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Carly Robins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/008964/bk_brll_008964_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Christina.... "Okay, yeah...I know revenge isn't right but come on, it's the super rat from high school and he doesn't even recognize me! I've got the perfect plan to get even. What can go wrong?" Bill.... "Man, she's smoking hot and so adorable! There's just something about her that attracts me like gravity. Okay, yeah...maybe I shouldn't be blackmailing her into pretending to be my fiancée to fool my stubborn, moneybags father but she's perfect! And my plan is perfect too! What can go wrong?" William.... "You give your children everything and what do you get in return? Disappointment and heartburn! If my dirty, rotten son and the girl think they can fool me with their phony scam, they've got another thing coming. I'm going to force them to marry for real. That'll teach them! My plan is perfect. What can go wrong?" So...who will win? And how disastrously can "revenge go wrong" for everybody? 1. Language: English. Narrator: Carly Robins. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/008579/bk_tant_008579_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
We all struggle with control and order, especially when it comes to our email inboxes. Don't worry, I'm here to help! I'm Tai, and I'm an office tech support guy. The kind you wish you could bring home with you because they know all the answers. Now you finally can bring the tech support guy home. In my series called Technology Dominance, we'll go over all sorts of techie guy secrets so you'll be the genius on the block! Here is a preview of what you'll learn.... Away with the unwanted Head them off at the pass Good habits are okay Work smarter, not harder The computer works for you Everything has a place 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bill Georato. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/037897/bk_acx0_037897_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Family Guy and Philosophy brings together low-brow, potty-mouthed, cartoon humor and high-brow philosophical reflection to deliver an outrageously hilarious and clever exploration of one of TVs most unrelenting families. (Okay, its not that high-brow.)A sharp, witty, and absurd exploration of one of television's most unrelenting families and one of the biggest-selling TV series ever on DVD, now in its fourth season, this audiobook: Tackles the perennial positions of Family Guy at the same time as contemplating poignant philosophical issuesTakes an introspective look at what this show can teach us about ethics, ego, religion, death, and of course, time-travelConsiders whether Family Guy is really a vehicle for conservative politics and whether we should be offended by the show, as well as diving into the philosophy of the cast 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bill DeWees. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/001526/bk_adbl_001526_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The Shining Ocean: A Treatise on the Primordial Substance of Out-of-Body Travel Where have you been? To where do you go? Come with me, allow me to take you on an out-of-body travel journey into the deepest recesses of human consciousness and religious thought. This out-of-body travel journey is not meant to be simple, nor is it meant to be quick. It is meant to be savored. It is a distant and remote journey to the deepest recesses of the heart of God, which can only be known through the mightiest of mystical experience. It is okay if you feel moved to fast forward through the minutes and try to get a feel for the out-of-body adventure to come ahead of time, but I ask that after you have done this, that you make a resolved effort to bring your spirit forward and gather it unto itself. For this out-of-body travel journey requires much of you, and it will not relent its seeking. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bill Kratz. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/057598/bk_acx0_057598_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Amidst racial divisions in 1964 Chicago, Mike receives an anonymous note with a 1934 $10,000 Federal Reserve Note and a cryptic message that the bill is payment for unspecified future trouble. Tracking down the sender spins into a 40-year-old kidnapping case involving four US Army officers in World War I, stolen gold with connections to the French Bonnot gang (the first to use autos in bank robberies), a Babylonian sex goddess cult, and trouble from Henry Ford's grandson. Death and lust stalk Mike and Rick on this one, and threatens their client, who becomes the sacrificial sex object of the cult. You'll find murder, action, suspense, and the typical quicksand that is Mike's struggle about love and commitment to Molly in this the fifth volume of the Mike Angel Mystery series of complex, historical, and erotic novels. Warning: This is a noir novel complete with sarcastic humor back when PC wasn't eroding logic. If you find yourself laughing occasionally, that's okay. It's not a comedy. 1. Language: English. Narrator: James C. Lewis. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/044768/bk_acx0_044768_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Award-winning storyteller Bill Gordh (Film Advisory Board Award of Excellence winner, National Association of Parenting Periodicals Gold Award winner) presents this folk tale live with no script, accompanied only by his own dynamic banjo playing. Jack and his mother were having no luck on the farm. Jack was taking the cow into the village to sell it when he met a man who offered Jack some magical beans for the cow. Jack said, "Okay." When he came home, his mother got mad at him for making such a trade and threw the beans out the window. In the morning Jack woke to discover a huge beanstalk rising to the sky. He climbed it up into a cloud land. He walked on a path across the clouds to a great palace. Inside he discovered a huge woman. She was the ogre's wife. The ogre was coming home, and Jack hid in the oven. Ogre smelled Jack. "Fee fi fo fum." He ate, counted his gold, and fell asleep. Jack took a bag of gold and went home. They had gold that lasted a long time. Then Jack went back. Ogre's wife hid him again in the oven. Ogre came home, ordered his hen to lay its golden eggs, and fell asleep. Jack took the hen. He returned a third time and took the golden harp, which sang out when Jack ran away with it. The ogre woke up and followed. Jack got to the bottom of the beanstalk, and as the ogre was climbing down, Jack chopped through the beanstalk. The ogre came tumbling down, and that was the end of the ogre. Jack had a harp that sang and a hen that laid golden eggs. He and his mother were happy. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bill Gordh. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/018014/bk_adbl_018014_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Award-winning storyteller Bill Gordh (Film Advisory Board Award of Excellence winner, National Association of Parenting Periodicals Gold Award winner) presents this folktale live with no script, accompanied only by his own dynamic banjo playing. Nasruddin made a bet with some friends that he could stand all night long outside, in the middle of the square, with no clothes on. They all said it was too cold. They all decided that if he could make it through the night with no heat, they would make him dinner, and if he failed he would cook them dinner. He went into the square. As it got later, it got colder. Colder and colder and colder. Nasruddin was about to give up and go inside to get warm when he saw a candle in a window across the square. He concentrated on the candle and imagined its warmth. He made it through the night looking at the candle. The next morning he told his friends how he had made it through the night with the help of the candle. They told him he should cook them dinner since he used the candle to keep warm. Nasruddin said, "Okay". The friends came over for dinner. Every half hour Nasruddin went back into the kitchen to see if dinner was cooked. He returned shaking his head. "Not ready yet." After several hours the friends told him that the food had to be cooked by then. He showed them into the kitchen. On the floor was a single lit candle. Suspended from the ceiling was a pot of stew. Nasruddin said, "If a candle can keep me warm all night, surely it can cook your dinner." The friends agreed to fix dinner. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Bill Gordh. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/018007/bk_adbl_018007_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
This audiobook focuses on women, men, and money in relation to dating and relationships. Do you ever wonder what the "rules" are? Why does it seem like I'm always paying for dates with men? Should I give him a chance even if he doesn't have any money? Does it matter that I make more than him? Is it okay to split rent? If you have ever asked yourself any of these questions, then this audiobook is for you. The audiobook takes you on a journey through a rinse cycle of serial dating and personal struggles as you read how Ms. Cutty searches for and finds her purpose. Along the way, you’ll learn how to handle men concerning money while dating, living together, or just plain having a pecuniary relationship. She offers tips on conditioning men to foot the dinner bill to the household bills. You’ll gain advice on which men to avoid, which men to maximize, and which men to never get serious with. Author Passport Cutty shares her stumbles and mistakes so the listener can learn from and identify with her failures. Her honesty and authenticity will amaze you. This audiobook is a guaranteed way to get reassured, enlightened, and learn more about your relationships with men and money. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Passport Cutty. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/115108/bk_acx0_115108_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.